Respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be. — Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina (via feellng)
Every kid should be this appreciative
That’s my child right there.
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They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I’m not fucking 7 anymore. I am a grown man. All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it.
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
One day you will kiss a man you can’t breathe without, and find that breath is of little consequence. — Karen Marie Moning (via kushandwizdom)
Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves
Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls
I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it. — Winona Ryder (via commedezfuckdown)
(Source: everyday-islike-sunday, via my-life-my-rules-1996)
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the internet is getting too smart
IT CAN TRANSLATE ILLITERATE COMMENTS TO READ AS PROPER ENGLISH
remember the good days
THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT
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